porko-rosso:

If tumblr deletes me yknow where to find me

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29,948 notes   -  23 November 2018

holybooks:

nostrhomo:

nostrhomo:

mario can lactate #confirmed

how do you think yoshi grew up so big and strong

hey brad the precious few minutes between when you posted this and when i had to see it was the only time god gave a shit about protecting me

44,203 notes   -  23 November 2018

Terms of Service; Didn't Read

estrobot:

This website reads Terms of Service and ranks them so you don’t have to – because, let’s be real, you don’t.

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110,553 notes   -  23 November 2018

capacity:

sustainablefarming:

taywonderstruck:

dudeswifts:

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the fact that it’s slightly open so taylor doesn’t suffocate…. i can’t BREATHE

when will your fave

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7,317 notes   -  19 November 2018

azureleon:

superman–thanksforasking:

It probably really irritates Wonder Woman when the Justice League is getting shot at and she has to do the Robot to block bullets with her bracelets–meanwhile Clark is just standing there, bullets bouncing off his chest. He’s not even wearing armor. His mom just sewed some of his old baby blankets together and he’s making it work.

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And she has to lug a shield around just so, like, fucking muskets can’t kill her. Like if someone shoots an arrow at her, she needs to block that, or she’ll die, apparently.

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So just off-screen there, picture Superman just casually strolling by. “Hey, you, uh, you need some help there? Wanna stand behind me? I have this cape, it blocks bullets too.”

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“No, I’m fine!”

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“Okay, if you say so.”

to be fair:

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193,489 notes   -  24 March 2018

throwbackblr:

the-live-jive:

veawile:

gif87a-com:

A great moment in movie history is when Harvey can’t recognize The Joker until he takes off his surgery mask.

he thought it was tom cruise

Ended up being bobby with the tool

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lovejustrochelle:

callmemaria17:

atl-definedbody:

vinebox:

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

Just doing what i was told

It’s always good to be hopeful

Not taking any chances.

907,660 notes   -  13 March 2018


1979semifinalist:

dorkpostsstuff:

foodstimming:

Pizza is my Valentine, unless any of y'all would like to volunteer for the position. 😳
By thehayleycakes on IG

Okay, but their typography game is on point. I mean it takes a lot of practice to hand letter with a chalk or a brush. Hand lettering with a piping bag is next level. 

WOW.

101,701 notes   -  13 March 2018


sonypraystation:

nauticalradical:

i slowed down the audio of this vine and it now seems like the dog turned of the lights and freaked out the camera man

this man is being murdered and you cowards just sit and watch

193,646 notes   -  13 March 2018


sisuing:

DIS BITCH.

5,899 notes   -  13 March 2018

stumpybelham:

mmmskulljuice:

nalnpraks:

4gifs:

Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab

@mmmskulljuice

look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!

“am crab.”

“am also crab–wait a minute”

“…YOOOOOOOOOOO”

“YOOOOOOOOOOOO”




thisiseverydayracism:

jay1134:

Please at minimum take a look at my campaign for more details there and donate/reblog this if you happen to see it. My wife gave birth to our son Bryson at 28 weeks and taking care of my family by any means necessary I have exhausted my credit, spent all savings, And now can’t even afford to take care of my family like I should. My vehicle still awaits at the automotive shop to finish paying for the repairs and now I have a premature child that I’m seriously so stressed that I’m reaching out for help. I’m able borrow a few dollars from my mother to get to the next paycheck and no other means of help what so ever because my wife can’t work. So I’m reaching out for help, I have posted my gofundme link as well as paypal(even $1 helps). Please keep me and my family in your thoughts and prayers. http://www.gofundme.com/Praying-for-better Pay me using my PayPal.Me link: https://paypal.me/liveyourlife1134

SIGNAL BOOST

9,185 notes   -  3 December 2016

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:

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this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.